proposed suggestions for dealing with commercial spammers

[Ray Barnes]

In order to deter potential future transgressors who dare to even consider violating this most noble, dignified assembly through their insidious use of unsolicited, irrelevant and unwelcome advertising posts, I recommend a policy of strictly enforceable remedial actions.

These actions are likely not sufficient in and of their own accord and I hope, especially in having to possibly deal with repeat offenders, that even stronger measures may be also instituted. I suggest the following:

2 nights strapped naked to the top of the Space Needle (enforceable only during sub-freezing weather)
being forced to sing Deutschland uber Alles in the Knesset
exfoliation
tasering - preferably by police officers at Vancouver International Airport
playing for the Detroit Lions
being spayed or neutered (or in the case of Michael Jackson, both)

[Andy Velebil]

LOL..luckily they rarely happen now days but I do despise them.

[Ray Barnes]

Indeed, so do I.

Yours respectfully,
Sebastian Maximilien Percival Snodgrass, Ph.D (Oxford)

[Roy Hersh]

I remember that ugly month where we'd have some pretty lude photos of Brittney Spears on FTLOP and I certainly don't miss it.