For The Love Of Port

This from my friend who runs a "monopolized" pricing shop in Vancouver:

NAME PRICE # IN STOCK

QUARLES HARRIS 1970 VINTAGE 279.99 62
CROFT 1970 VINTAGE 279.99 28
OFFLEY 1970 Boa Vista 279.99 12
COCKBURN'S 1970 VINTAGE 279.99 20
MESSIAS 1970 VINTAGE QUINTA DO CACHAO 289.99 12
CROFT Quinta Roeda 1967 VINTAGE 299.99 10
GRAHAM'S 1977 VINTAGE 299.99 4
SMITH WOODHOUSE 1970 299.99 1
WARRE'S 1970 VINTAGE 319.99 11
QUINTA DO NOVAL 1970 VINTAGE 319.99 38
DOW'S 1970 VINTAGE 329.99 35
MESSIAS 1965 VINTAGE QUINTA do CACHAO 349.99 3
MESSIAS 1967 VINTAGE QUINTA do CACHAO 349.99 6
BUTLER&NEPHEW 1963 VINTAGE PORT 349.99 1
CROFT 1960 VINTAGE 369.99 9
COCKBURN'S 1967 VINTAGE 399.99 21
QUINTA DO NOVAL 1960 VINTAGE 399.99 5
GRAHAM'S 1970 VINTAGE 449.99 16
COCKBURN'S 1963 VINTAGE 449.99 29
FONSECA 1970 VINTAGE 449.99 57
TAYLOR FLADGATE 1970 VINTAGE 449.99 37
TAYLOR FLADGATE 1966 VINTAGE 499.99 19
QUINTA DO NOVAL 1963 VINTAGE 499.99 18
NOVAL 1963 VINTAGE PORT 499.99 5
QUINTA DO NOVAL 1966 VINTAGE 499.99 2
CROFT 1963 VINTAGE 499.99 25
SANTOS JB 1970 (Mag) VINTAGE 499.99 2
WARRE'S 1963 VINTAGE 549.99 9
SMITH WOODHOUSE 1966 VINTAGE 599.99 1
GRAHAM'S 1963 VINTAGE 879.99 11
TAYLOR FLADGATE 1963 VINTAGE 899.99 2
TAYLOR FLADGATE 1963 899.99 3
TAYLOR FLADGATE 1963 VINTAGE PORT 899.99 6
FONSECA 1963 VINTAGE 949.99 8
QUINTA DO NOVAL 1964 NACIONAL 1,699.99 5

Anyone care to spot me some spare cash?

Wow!

Andy Velebil wrote:Anyone care to spot me some spare cash?

To buy up some Port in California, drive up to Vancouver, and sell out of the back of your trunk?

Eric Menchen wrote:

Andy Velebil wrote:Anyone care to spot me some spare cash?

To buy up some Port in California, drive up to Vancouver, and sell out of the back of your trunk?

You're good :)


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Except there is that factor called the border, where random inspections do happen and rightfully, agents are vigilant. Outside of that, a great plan.

Roy Hersh wrote:Except there is that factor called the border, where random inspections do happen and rightfully, agents are vigilant. Outside of that, a great plan.

We'll just ram it, they'll never catch us I promise

You're forgetting that you buy things in Canada with the Canadian dollar, it's like 2 for 1 right?


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Bradley Bogdan wrote:You're forgetting that you buy things in Canada with the Canadian dollar, it's like 2 for 1 right?


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Had to ruin a good plan, huh?

Bradley Bogdan wrote:You're forgetting that you buy things in Canada with the Canadian dollar, it's like 2 for 1 right?

So if you don't live close enough to Canada to know, they have a $1 coin with a picture of a Canadian Loon on the back. Naturally, the coin has been nicknamed the "loonie" due to the picture.

Canada also has a $2 coin, which even though it doesn't have a picture of a Loon on it has been nicknamed the "toonie".

So the joke goes... you know why Canada has a Toonie? So they can have a coin that's actually worth $1.

So that's why they put two coins together and wound up Looney Tunes?

No need for old Victor Borge, John Cleese or Eddy Murphy......
Just let the Portguys do the talking