For The Love Of Port

There's a thread of songs that mention Port. Is there a thread of Port jokes?

Let's hear what you've got!

Eventually I want to get a photo of Port casks framed with the words "Pipe dreams".

I also want to get a print of the "This is not a pipe" painting with the pipe replaced by a bottle of Port.

What's a Port Lover's favorite time?

Four to Five (fortified)

What does the moderator tell you when your first bottle is corked and you have to open your backup bottle?

You've been re-Port-ed.

What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?

Port whine!

if you decan't, does that mean you couldn't but now you can?

Don't mention the Warre! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!